Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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