i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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