allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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