am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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