somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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