the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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