I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Ladies don't puke and tell
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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