Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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