Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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