Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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