hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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