So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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