People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
