Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
All I want is dick and wine.
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