He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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