you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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