Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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