I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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