Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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