the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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