He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Say something about gay babies.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This baby is an asshole
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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