grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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