Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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