how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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