Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you had me at cake vodka
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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