the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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