brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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