the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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