He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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