the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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