I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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