hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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