I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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