Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We were destined to go to rehab together
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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