I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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