Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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