Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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