I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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