I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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