My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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