Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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