OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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