Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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