I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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