I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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