i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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