My nipple is on Facebook.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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