brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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