So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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