That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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