Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
