If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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